Damn P*ssy Bombs Dropped Like Mad in SouthEast Asia Once Upon a Time- don't you keep up on the news?

So I went to this Luncheon yesterday for the launch of these charity boots.
And I didn't think Uggs could get any Ugg-lier, but, um, well, damn celebrities were suppossed to paint these custom boots for St Jude's hospital (an awesome charity). Lesson learned- Calista Flockhart sucks at painting.
Look at these stupid things!
And to make matters worse, they designed these super cute and ultra insensitive- Tsunami Boots!
What gives Uggs? Remember all those people who died this year in that Asia place? Are you really designing a shoe, this year, to be donned by irritating mother fuckers who are going to rehash the SoLastYearAndNotThatCuteAnyway skirt/Ugg combo, fuck! Leave the insensitivity to the likes of me and other unsuccessful young comedians desperate for cashing in on offensive laughs- seriously!

A city by any other name will never smell as sweet.

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Let's get personal:
Heather, 24, like freedom, favorite movies include Maid in Manhattan, Maid in Manhattan, and MAID IN MANHATTAN, girlfriend! In my spare time I like to look at pictures of kittens on flickr and pictures of different Marriots and pictures of soldiers eating holiday diaramas online. I don't give blowjobs out of hatred for men. My ideal companion hates tires as much as I do.

Another little taste of my work world? This was funny.

Devon's new blog.

Goddamn it! I had planned to really write about some other good things today but I don't have time! And I don't have time for a very good reason- my boss spoiled the hell out of me today at a certain private sample sale where I got to try on an exclusive italian collection at 90% off the tag price. And not to mention that I didn't exactly have to spend all of my own money. All of you who might think my job was a bad idea- you are fools! FOOLS I tell you! As my friend Christina says it's like I'm his mistress only we aren't sleeping together- so it's like all the good stuff without the yucky sex requirement (being as how I lost my vagina in NAM rendering sex really unpleasant for me anyways). PS- We are going to be promoting this product with one of our models.