Hungry Monday

Not to be confused with hungry toushies, which apparently is a big draw in the dude on dude biz. I HATE the word toushie by the way, it reminds me of people who have babies and like church.


"Tiene mucho hambre in mi estomago
It hurts me it hurts me
I dunno why but my tummy hurts me
and I feel hungry but I don't know what I want to eat"
- Timmy Van Patten, 12, Motherless Child

See, I was just feeling really hungry and my stomach hurt so I typed the words above so that I could express my feelings with you. Then I realized they would be far more precious, albeit, priceless, coming from a child who has no mother. What's especially funny about this supposed child is his stupid name. Timmy is undoubtedly weak. And the fact that he is saying how hungry he is and that his tummy hurts, for a child in his situation, is likely because he is starving or malnourished. I can't escape the seething hilarity of the whole situation. Just kidding, donate money to starving kids:
http://myfriendsplace.org/
The preceding has been an advertisement for feeding starving kids.


Open mike nights: I am going to try to do some more of those. The only bitch about that is that the good places are often by lottery so you are not guaranteed a timeslot. Dammit. I think I am going to do this Sunday night at Mo Pitkens. If you like to watch me make comedy, then you'll surely like: "Heather Fink sits around at an open mike night nervously hoping that she gets randomly selected to go up on stage on a Sunday."