Friday, May 26, 2006

This sexy fish is for you because you are sexy mi amor

Hola mi amor. Did you ever make love in a sweaty basket on a Sunday while eating a plastic camel figurine? No? Well then you haven't experienced nothing. I will love you all up and down your ashy forearms and then pinch your knees with my rubbery fingers. Then at long last when you think you cannot take any more exquisite pleasure, I will ram a stick of sunwarmed butter, sweetly and gently into your left eyelid. After this activity has been executed to completion, I will bring you to my mother's house, where we will make sex inside of the mouth. Grrrr mon amor. Grrr.

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This summer's free films in Hoboken have been announced. They are great- something worth coming to from the city. It's on the Pier by the PATH so you watch with the NYC skyline in the background. I love the selections this year::

MOVIES UNDER THE STARS - Free
Pier A Park
Every Wednesday Night
begins at sunset
in June & July approx. 9pm
In August approx. 8pm to 8:30pm

Bring a blanket & low chair & picnic basket

June 7th The Squid & the Whale
June 14 Good Night & Good Luck
June 21 Crash
June 28 The Producers
July 12 Brokeback Mountain
July 19 Walk the Line
July 26 Rent
Aug 2 March of the Penquins
Aug 9 Curious George
Aug 16 Wallace & Grommit
Aug 23 Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire
Aug 30 King Kong

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MC Hammer has a blog. Because of this and other similarities, Heather Finks are 98 percent similar in genetic makeup as MC Hammers. It is the 2 percent that is the most fattening and should be avoided.

My friend Kelly is a rock photographer in Toronto. Check out her site: www.scopophilia.ca

Ok you stupid bitches. It's WEEKEND TIME. Memorial Day 2006 VETERANS N SHIT ROCK THE MONDAY LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

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