Sunday, June 04, 2006

Cock-a-doodle-Mooo!



I spent most of the weekend chillin with my homie Justin, who recently moved back to the east coast. We stayed in Hoboken Friday night, but on Saturday we discovered an amazing Mexican place in the east village. Good prices and incredible food:
Itzocan

Later we drank PBRs at Doc Hollidays and wound up befriending a dude who then suggested that we see his friend's band at The Sidewalk Cafe. The band was AMAZING. The 76 Trombones. They played an accoustic set and they brought all these crazy ass string instruments- mandolin, banjo, a big ass bass. It reminded me a little of Sufjan Stevens. A little folk/country/emo. It was some of the most enjoyable live music I've experienced. I loved it- yay!

Best website I've seen for bags: Crumpler Bags You can even trade beer for their bags.

They might be making an Atlas Shrugged movie! Holy crap. Brad Pitt would be a perfect John Galt, but Jolie as Dagny Taggart? I think they need someone smarter and harsher. Like Jodie Foster, Tilda Swinton or something like that.

This website lists classes. One is a fellatio seminar. You have to pay 50 bucks for it. You have to PAY 50 bucks to learn how to give a better blowjob. There's also a class where you can pay 30 bucks to learn how to flirt. If you have to take this class, you do not deserve to flirt. Here's some free tips: no teeth, use your mouth. As for the flirting- it always works to dribble a little vomit out the side of your mouth. It lets him know you are good to go.

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