Monday, October 30, 2006

All Apologies.

I chose to be JonBenet Ramsey for Halloween.

But instead I looked like a lady in a silly dress and cowboy boots with a rash. Cause I wrote "JonBenet Ramsey" on my chest in pink highlighter. I'm a clever one, I know.

It was piss poor exection and for that, I am sorry. But Saturday was practice for tomorrow. I will be Kill Bill Uma again (prior years costume) tonight, and tomorrow, I will be well executed JonBenet, complete with horrifyingly unattractive wig and all. If I get laid on Tuesday we will know it was by a man with no taste.

And even still, that will not bring her back.

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