Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Stephen really gets me

stephen's muscle
From: Heather Fink
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:03 PM
To: Stephen

i had all this coffee and i shouldnt have and i am freaking the fuck out
sometimes it doesnt affect me but i feel totally high right now and i
cant handle my shit for shit dammit i need ot come down off this stuff


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From: Stephen
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:48 PM
To: Heather Fink

you really need to calm the fuck down

the only way to fix it is to get wasted
--
Stephen

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From: Heather Fink
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM
To: Stephen


but i'm at fuxkiing work
\are you sure thats a good idea shit mybe yeah ok i just took a swig
of scotch some smelly old bottle i keep stored in my pantyhose ok
shit
i just fell down
i think that i dont have my job anymore

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From: Stephen
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:52 PM
To: Heather Fink

just drink a shitload and get your job back

everything will be fine my little candied yam
--
Stephen

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From: Heather Fink
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:53 PM
To: Stephen

this is just like in that episode of growing pains where carol drank
and puked on her pimp but he let her continue to work for him anyways


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From: Stephen
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 4:59 PM
To: Heather Fink


wtf i'm not 35, why the fuck are you referencing fucking growing pains and shit, i never watched that bullshit
--
Stephen

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From: Heather Fink
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 5:04 PM
To: Stephen


"if you take two sandwhichs and put meat in between them then you have
a really big sandwhich
it's eatable but i dont think that its ok to do" - abe lincoln


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From: Stephen
Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 5:07 PM
To: Heather Fink


that's the sort of president we need right now in these tough economic times
--
Stephen

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