Had an improv show on Tuesday and I felt bad about my performance. I know it's "no big deal," but it's **never easy** to walk off a stage after you know you sucked.
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FUCKBURGER
Yesterday was a day full of deep displeasures.
- I stood in that cold line from 5:40 to 7:40 to sign up for UCB Harold Auditions - it put me in such a bad mood!
I estimate that there were 300 auditioners for 14 spots, ah the spirit of competition! With interviews, apt finding, school applying to and such - it seems capitalism begs us to compete left and right, eh?
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- I treated myself to a cab so I could make this event that had free drinks and food - I took it to 371 lex instead of 731 lex like a dumbass! So I took 2 fucking cabs! The security people in the building were dumb forks and I had to go
through like 4 of them UFFF!
I missed the free drinks and food. BUT it was in the Bloomberg Building.
- which is a crazy space age rocket ship fantasy planet from the future. There are insane free snack stations for employees (I took some) and a spiral escalator - one of 2 in the world. Forking fancy job having jerks in their awesome office!
Because I was feeling shitty, I decided I would finally try the famous
bone marrow dish at Allen and Delancey - recommended to me ages ago by Top Chef's Spike who knows his meat dishes, and THIS WEEK the chef decides he is bored of making it - it's off the menu. Instead I can get a fancy pigs ear. I DONT WANT A FUCKING PIGS EAR I WANT TO EAT THE OVERPRICED MARROW OF A COW dammit. I failed at luxurizing for the night. It was a sign that the gods don't want me to be wasteful with my money, not even for a moment.
Next week I will be having a free fancy dinner from Jeffrey's because I am unemployed! Jeffrey is the best! Positive energy lives and breathes in this NYC dreamland place. I love it here. LOVE IT like a hippy and their tempeh bacon.
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