Tuesday, May 19, 2009

i find the burlesque trend so annoying

hippy bullshit and ferries are incredibly unappealing to me
and i like tori amos i do
so
its not like i eat baby animals
well actually i totally do
but not before they are skinned and roasted with rosemary and e.v.o.o.
not raw like where i have to rip through their fur ok
unless i have to

its just such a pain in the ass
the very concept of high brow strip teases
tit tit tit tit titty
ok woman you can move
and you are female i see
very good job
but tit is tit
and i think you are just having a hard time selling straight up dancing without the knockers

and i dont want everybody to be so free with their parts
clothes are great
they are comfortable
have pockets in them
look cool
and are awfully hygenic barriers
dont want slime seats

free spirited is not the same thing as
stupid



also i was just enjoying a nice cold bud light and all of the sudden half naked woman you are at this bar reminding me of my own damn body parts and making me get all damned concerned about them
and boys lust with carefree abandon
pointless for me so pointless

2 comments:

AngelaDahlia said...

This is awesome.

AngelaDahlia said...

This is awesome.